Pokémon Sex Toys Are a Thing Now
kilgore9012
Published
07/29/2016
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Gotta insert ’em all!
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It sounds weird, but when you see them you'll think they may just be the cutest dildos you'd ever put in your vagina. -
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First toy in the collection: "Bulby," the Bulbasaur dildo. "Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have," the description reads. -
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Then there's the Squirtle dildo. And while it's called "Squirty," there's no guarantee that it'll make you do what the name implies. -
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"Charmy" the Charmander dildo may look pointy, but it's still made of soft silicone. The description claims it "gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes." -
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Finally, the "Piky" toy — it's really an anal plug, but hey, who doesn't want to BE Pikachu IRL? -
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Now: the price. Except for Piky ($50), each dildo is $69 (how apropos). -
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Buy all of them together for $199, and you'll get this fancy, Pokéball-looking carrying case to literally catch 'em all!
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